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Here is what some people have said so far! If you want to have your say please email me at Keif@keifnet.com. You can say anything you like, but remember 'The kiddies may be looking?'. I will not edit it and it will be on the site before the band know about it, so don't worry about upsetting them!

Ian (George Best)

Steve - "He has to die!"
Andy - "He plays the best wrong notes in the world."
Mark - "His girlfriend might love him but she lives with me!"
Hayden - "He is the world's most typical drummer. He just likes hitting things!"
John -"Anyone can sing like that."

Kim Siegel (on Mark!)

"What can be said about the Pretend Pop Star that hasn't already been said ? Words such as virtuoso, legendary, suave, sophisticated, charming, debonair, etc., all spring readily to mind, and all depart just as quickly - unfortunately, he's really is just a very nice bloke, with no "dirt" that you could effectively blackmail him with (or at least that he would publicly admit to !)"

"However, he's also not the sort of person that could escape notice in a crowded room - or stepping off a plane for that matter. As an example: Australia, Adelaide airport, early morning, first flight in from Lumpy Koala in Malaysia; business and first class passengers are onto the tarmac first, complete with matching Chanel wallets, briefcases and Y-fronts - all furs, silk and expensive perfume - polished designer shoes - little shiny chrome tow along suitcase carriers; still uncrumpled copies of the Financial Times; and then there's Chudley, next off, and first out of "Cattle truck" - all hair, leather jacket, jeans, Doc's, Tesco carrier bags and The Sun !"

"He can talk incessantly about anything - especially if it's got something to do with music - and even more suprisingly about stuff that hasn't got anything to do with music ! He can take good photo's; he's got the scars to prove he was once a beach boy; he has an unexpected interest in all things natural, such as dead snakes, ant hills and pert tits; he's got an awful sense of humour, and hates playing practical jokes (yeah, right !!); he's good breaking into bath rooms (you can ask him about that one); he doesn't drink or smoke, although sometimes acts as though he done far too much of both in a former life - he goes to Amsterdam to see the Van G's paintings, and nothing else (sad ??), and he's also turned out to be a good mate that I wished I'd met many years before I actually did. He's not a bad guitar player either."

"The world needs more Mark Chudleys......... NO !!!!! One is really more than enough, I couldn't take any more, there's got to be a limit, it'd be insanity, I hope they don't perfect the concept of cloning - flocks of sheep is one thing, herds of Chudleys is something completely different, and not to be contemplated even in your lowest moments - besides which his hair wouldn't grow back quickly enough to think of using it as an alternative to wool, it just wouldn't be feasible or economic - Burger King and Kentucky's couldn't keep up with the demand, full-fat Coke would become THE drink, Diet Coke and Pepsi would go out of business, the 70's would have to make a full revival (thank God he doesn't like Abba, or does he ?) Alan Lancaster would be forced to come out of retirement due to popular demand..... oh dear, I think I'm having one of my turns........ "

Julie

"They're a bunch of loud, foul-mouthed adults who are trying desperately hard to cling on to their teenage years. Mind you, they do it well!"

"Everyone says that Mark has an attitude problem but he's more an atti-dude. He's probably the silliest member of the band( just ask for his bacon impersonation.) With his long, entangled mousey barnet, innocent cheesy grin and the occasional guest appearance of his favourite moth-eaten cardi, he's enough to send any girl into a pulsating frenzy. However, top-heavy, cleavage-showing women - be warned!"

"Bass player Steve is very sweet (and single), but he's the most passive of the five - ah, bless him! Get to know him better and you'd think you were talking to Eddie Hitler."

Editors Note: I know I said that I wouldn't edit anyones comments but Steve now has a girlfriend (Lucinda). I will be expecting her to dish the dirt soon then!!!

"All I know of Carl (drummer) is that he's loud and likes to wear leather gloves whilst playing. Tell me, is that just to protect your hands, Carl, or are you just a bit on the kinky side?"

"Andy is the short, bald one. He occasionally sings but I'm sure he's miming. His collection of "Simpsons" T-shirts is scary and if you take a closer look at him you'll notice that he's turning into Homer."

"John also has long hair and generally mucks about like a 2 year old. He often quotes Eddie Izzard and does an "excellent" impression of Mr Burns."

"They are a great bunch who care about their music (although you wouldn't think it to hear them!) With their energetic enthusiasm they are willing to attempt any song you throw at them. Sometimes it's fun just watching John strain to hit some of those notes. When it all goes pear-shaped, their persistence and humour take over, allowing their personalities to shine through. Their wide range of material shows their continued effort to ensure that everyone enjoys themselves."

"With their massive talent and ability to take the piss out of their mistakes (and each other), the 4 non johns provide an excellent night out."

From Julie - devoted fan. ( You owe me fifty pounds, boys!)

"No, seriously: they stink, they're crap!"

Hayden Doyle (Ex Non John)

Who says I don't hit things hard enough. Anyway glad to see the band doing some new material for a change. For anyone interested I am now in a Deep Purple tribute band and hitting thing extremely hard. I say good luck to the 4 Non Johns and would like to know when I'll be receiving the royalties for the use of the band name.

Tomm Laffey

Andy - "One of the Simpsons has escaped! He's close to being the perfect musician; 95% of the notes he plays are the right ones."
John - "One of the best front men I've seen. Ideally placed so I never had to look at Hayden's ugly mug."
Mark - "Hmmm, what can Isay that hasn't already been said? Of course it's usually said when he's not in the room. No actually that's not true. It does get said when he's in the room."
Steve - "I can personally vouch for the fact that he's never voluntarily listened to Boney M in his life, and the Partridge family CD was mine; I use it as a beer mat."
Carl - "Never met the bloke. When they hit the big time I'll be able to tell my anecdotes about how I saw them with the original drummer."

It's been rumoured that they stopped playing at the Case because it was the only pub where I showed up to their gigs. I know, I started the rumour!

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